Bitte nicht darauf reinfallen. Wer einen stark erhöhten Blutdruck hat, benötigt keine Spam von einem Quacksalber, sondern einen Arzt. Wer zum spammenden Quacksalber geht, erhöht damit nur sein Risiko für einen Schlaganfall, einen Herzinfarkt oder für ein Nierenversagen.

Hi,

Genau mein Name!

I HATE hypertension drugs.

Ich hasse dumme Spammer.

Not only do they make you feel awful…

But they also damage your liver like alcohol.

Bad stuff, right?

Und dann dröhnen die Tabletten noch nicht einmal wie eine Flasche Wodka, sondern senken einfach nur den Blutdruck, damit man nicht so schnell stirbt.

It’s no wonder seniors are turning to THIS “blood pressure release” trick.

Developed by Harvard Medical School…

Bluthochdruck ist eine Volkskrankheit. Wenn es einen „Blutdrucktrick“ gäbe, den man einfach selbst anwenden kann und der auch funktioniert, würden wir das nicht ausgerechnet aus der Spam erfahren. Vor allem nicht, wenn der „Trick“ von einer bekannten Forschungseinrichtung gefunden wurde. Der Spammer lügt. 🤥️

You can use this method to restore a normal 120/80 blood pressure in less than 1-hour.

Ist ja toll. Gesund in einer Stunde! Fehlt eigentlich nur noch, dass man dazu Schokogeschmack im Mund hat.

Wie funktioniert das denn?

Research shows it “opens” up your kidneys…

Which helps to flush out all the pressure in your veins.

Aha, der Bluthochdruck geht in die Nieren und wird dann einfach rausgepinkelt. Dafür muss man nur die Nieren aufmachen. Und das…

Plus it’s quick, easy, and can be done in the comfort of your own home.

…geht ganz schnell und erfordert nicht einmal, dass man sein Bett verlässt. Außer vielleicht, um mal zum Pinkeln aufs Klo zu gehen.

Skeptical?

I was too.

Wie, das glaubst du nicht? Vor allem, weil du jetzt schon eine Menge Text gelesen hast, und immer noch nicht weißt, was das für ein toller Trick sein soll? Und deshalb bist du skeptisch?

==>Until I watched this video.

Na, dann mach mal klicki-klicki in die Spam, es gibt auch ein Video. Da muss man gar nicht mehr umständlich diese komplizierten Buchstaben lesen, sondern kann einfach nur glotzen. Dabei hört das Denken wie von allein auf.

P.S. Thousands of seniors are reversing hypertension without nasty drugs. Now you can too.

Über den „Trick“ wird nichts verraten, nur so viel steht fest: Man nimmt dafür keine Medikamente. Es reicht, sich irgendein Quacksalberzeugs reinzuwerfen. Steht im Internet. Auf einer Website in einer Domain…

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…die wegen Spam und Spam und Spam auf allen Blacklists dieser Welt steht. Mehr muss man eigentlich nicht wissen. Wenn da ein funktionierendes ähm… alternativmedizinsches Verfahren beschrieben würde, das wirklich den Blutdruck senken könnte, würde sich das auch sehr schnell ohne illegale und asoziale Spam rumsprechen. Denn Bluthochdruck ist – wie schon gesagt – eine Volkskrankheit. Und nein, man kann seinen Blutdruck nicht rauspinkeln. Sonst hätte man ja auch blutigen, roten Urin, und das ist kein Zeichen von Gesundheit. 🩸️

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Ja, Spammer, du mich auch! Friss dein Quacksalberzeug selbst und krepier dran. Damit machst du die Welt zwar nicht viel besser, aber doch wenigstens ein bisschen spammfreier und gesünder.

Und jetzt folgt noch ein „abgeschlossener Roman“, bestehend aus vollständig sinnentkernter Spamprosa, direkt mit einem kleinen Skript unter Verwendung eines Zufallszahlengenerators aus einer Markowkette generiert, damit der Spamfilter „denkt“, in der Spam befinde sich auch ein richtiger Inhalt. 5890 Buchstaben in 1081 Wörtern, denn hier zählt Masse statt Klasse. Natürlich will dieser Quacksalber aus dem Mülleingang etwas verkaufen, und damit sein illegales, spamgetriebenes Geschäft auch läuft, ist er nun einmal darauf angewiesen, dass sein Müll auch mal ankommt. Wenn seine Kunden sterben, ist es ihm egal, denn es spammt sich ja jeden Tag ein paar neue Kunden.

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So so, „Leute, die darauf bestehen, mit dem Ellbogen in den Zähnen zu bohren, sind so nervig“. Na, hauptsache mit dem Blutdruck kennt sich dieser Quacksalber aus dem Spameingang aus! 😁️

Entf! 🗑️