Alles schon einmal dagewesen. Keine doofe Idee der Spammer ist so doof und schwachsinnig, dass sie nicht irgendwann mit Wucht und voller Idiotie wiederkäme.

Zum Beispiel die Idee der Spamprosa. 📜

Das ist eine spamtolle Idee, deren Umsetzung ich seit fast einem Jahrzehnt nicht mehr in der frühreren Penetranz gesehen habe: Man kopiere Textfragmente aus allen möglichen Quellen in die Spam hinein, um für einen Spamfilter „Inhalte“ zu simulieren. Diese sinnlosen Texte sind in jeder Spam anders, damit Spamfilter das Muster nicht lernen können. Und damit der Empfänger nicht sofort bemerkt, wie knüppeldumm die Methoden sind, mit denen die Spam am Spamfilter vorbeigemogelt wurde, macht man das in einer HTML-formatierten E-Mail, in der man diese sinnlosen Texte unsichtbar oder fast unsichtbar macht. Für jemanden wie mich, der sich HTML-Mails vom Thunderbird mit „vereinfachtem HTML“ ohne besondere Formatierungsmöglichkeiten für den Absender anzeigen lässt¹, sieht das Ergebnis dann so aus (von einem Übersetzungsversuch des hirnlosen Gestammels sehe ich ab):

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Von dieser mechanischen Machart hatte ich heute eine ganze Menge. Es waren mehr, als ich gern zählen möchte. 🚮

Nicht, dass die Spamprosa irgendwie gut gelungen wäre. Verdoppelte Wörter sind ein sehr seltenes Phänomen in der englischen Sprache, und wenn ein Personalpronomen zweifach nacheinander kommt, ist auch für einfache Analysen völlig klar, dass es sich um keinen sinnvollen Text handelt. Mir fallen spontan Verfahren ein, mit denen man (bei etwas Vorverarbeitung durch Analysieren größerer Textmengen) überzeugendere Resultate erzielen könnte, die sogar Kommas und Punkte enthalten. Die sind aber etwas komplizierter als dieses Kleisterwerk. Und wenn so ein dummer, asozialer Spammer sich Mühe geben wollte, könnte er ja gleich arbeiten gehen… 🧟

Und, hat sich diese mechanodadaistisch von einem Skript generierte „Literatur“ des Spamzeitalters in dieser Form für den Spammer gelohnt? 🤡

Ich will es mal so sagen: Die Mail lag im Glibbersieb des Spamfilters. 😀

¹Das empfehle ich zur Nachahmung, wenn man nicht gleich die Textansicht bevorzugt, denn es macht viele Tricks der Kriminellen unmöglich, ohne eine halbwegs legitime HTML-Nutzung zu blockieren. (Ich habe es leider nicht geschafft, meinen Mitmenschen die HTML-Mails abzugewöhnen, obwohl sie praktisch keine Features der HTML-Mail nutzen.) Niemand außer Spammern und Werbern braucht CSS in einer E-Mail. Sollte es wirklich einmal erforderlich sein, ein Dokument mit viel Layout zu versenden, kann man dieses ganz altmodisch an die Mail anhängen.