Aber so eine wichtige Nachricht! 🚔️

Hey gammelfleisch@tamagothi.de

Aber so genau mein Name! 👏️

Someone told me that you needed some extra dollars and is currently facing some troubles?

Ach, du willst mir Geld schenken? Das ist ja nett. 😁️

I have been trying let you in about this for quite awhile…

Was hast du denn gemacht? Ich hatte in der letzten Zeit immer nur Spam von irgendwelchen Reichwerdexperten, die mir sagen, dass ich das Geld einfach aus der Steckdose ziehen kann. 🤭️

Aber du hast ja zum Glück mal eine völlig neue Idee:

I found an easy way to do it where it’s just: Copy. Paste. Profit

Einfach das Geld kopieren und einfügen! Schön mit Strg+C und Strg+V! Dass ich da noch nicht selbst drauf gekommen bin! 🤦‍♂️️

Try it out here yourself…

Ich habe leider keine Tastatur an mein bisschen Geld angeschlossen bekommen. Auch die Maus passt nicht. Was soll ich machen? 😕️

Warning: 4 slots left

Ach, ich muss erst noch einen USB-Anschluss für mein Geld kaufen? Und die werden gerade knapp? Es gibt nur noch vier? 😅️

Chat soon,

Och nee, lass mal! Ich rede lieber mit Menschen, die keinen Dachschaden haben, mit dem man quasi im Freien schläft und die mich nicht mit den billigsten Betrugsnummern aus der Hirnhölle betrügen wollen. 🖕️

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Schon schade, dass Geld so unbeliebt ist, dass man so eine computerdadaistische Spamprosa unter seinem klapsmühlenreifen Strunztext schreiben muss, damit er überhaupt eine Chance hat, durch einen Spamfilter zu kommen. 🚽️

Übrigens: Das hat auch nicht geholfen. 😉️

Entf! 🗑️