Hey, Spammer,

wenn du zu doof zum Spammen bist, schließ dich doch bitte einfach ein und wirf den Schlüssel weg. Du kannst echt stolz auf dich sein, denn du hältst bis jetzt den diesjährigen Punkterekord der Bewertung durch SpamAssassin, und ich gehe davon aus, dass du nicht mehr überboten wirst. Denn so mies wie du machts keiner:

 
Content analysis details:   (139.9 points, 8.0 required)

pts  rule name              description
---- ---------------------- --------------------------------------------------
 3.0 RCVD_IN_PBL            RBL: Received via a relay in Spamhaus PBL
                            [118.166.194.136 listed in zen.spamhaus.org]
 3.5 BAYES_99               BODY: Bayesian spam probability is 99 to 100%
                            [score: 0.9997]
 1.5 MIME_BOUND_DD_DIGITS   Spam tool pattern in MIME boundary
 3.2 TVD_RCVD_IP4           TVD_RCVD_IP4
 1.9 TVD_RCVD_IP            TVD_RCVD_IP
 6.5 MSGID_YAHOO_CAPS       Message-ID has ALLCAPS@yahoo.com
 6.5 MSGID_SPAM_CAPS        Spam tool Message-Id: (caps variant)
 8.0 FROM_ILLEGAL_CHARS     From: has too many raw illegal characters
 6.5 SUBJ_ILLEGAL_CHARS     Subject: has too many raw illegal characters
 2.5 RCVD_NUMERIC_HELO      Received: contains an IP address used for HELO
 8.0 HEAD_ILLEGAL_CHARS     Headers have too many raw illegal characters
 0.5 UNPARSEABLE_RELAY      Informational: message has unparseable relay lines
 4.5 FORGED_YAHOO_RCVD      'From' yahoo.com does not match 'Received' headers
 8.5 HTML_IMAGE_RATIO_02    BODY: HTML has a low ratio of text to image area
 2.0 HTML_MESSAGE           BODY: HTML included in message
 2.5 MPART_ALT_DIFF         BODY: HTML and text parts are different
 3.8 TVD_SPACE_RATIO        BODY: TVD_SPACE_RATIO
 6.5 MIME_HTML_ONLY         BODY: Message only has text/html MIME parts
 8.7 HTML_IMAGE_ONLY_16     BODY: HTML: images with 1200-1600 bytes of words
 0.4 MIME_QP_LONG_LINE      RAW: Quoted-printable line longer than 76 chars
 1.7 RCVD_IN_SORBS_DUL      RBL: SORBS: sent directly from dynamic IP address
                            [118.166.194.136 listed in dnsbl.sorbs.net]
 1.0 SUBJECT_NEEDS_ENCODING SUBJECT_NEEDS_ENCODING
 0.1 RDNS_DYNAMIC           Delivered to trusted network by host with
                            dynamic-looking rDNS
 7.0 HTML_SHORT_LINK_IMG_3  HTML is very short with a linked image
 6.8 REPTO_QUOTE_YAHOO      Yahoo! doesn't do quoting like this
 7.0 FORGED_OUTLOOK_HTML    Outlook can't send HTML message only
 6.0 MIME_HTML_ONLY_MULTI   Multipart message only has text/html MIME parts
 6.0 MISSING_MIMEOLE        Message has X-MSMail-Priority, but no X-MimeOLE
 6.8 FORGED_MUA_OIMO        Forged mail pretending to be from MS Outlook IMO
 

Dafür kriegst du von mir die rostige Spammedaille am fadenscheinigen Band.

Geh sterben, Idiot!

Dein dich genießender
Nachtwächter