Abt.: Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence

Fünfzig was verliere ich diesen Monat? Fünfzig Lebensjahre?

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Aber nein, diese Spam ist nur ein Überraschungsei mit einer völlig natürlichen Abnehmmethode, die fünfzig ungenannte Baucheinheiten pro Monat wegmacht, über die man allerdings erst etwas erfährt, wenn man…

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…so dumm ist, auf einen Link in einer Spam zu klicken. 🖱️🤦

Wer jetzt glaubt, dass den Spammern vermutlich das Mailpapier ausgegangen ist und dass die Spammer einfach keinen Platz mehr für ihre eigentliche Nachricht hatten, täuscht sich allerdings, denn die Spammer hatten noch ganz viel Platz übrig, den sie mit bedeutungsloser und mit einem Trick für die meisten Leser unsichtbar gemachter Prosa füllen:

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Ihnen fehlte nur der Platz, mir in ihrer Spam zu sagen, was sie mir eigentlich verkaufen wollen. Scheint ja nicht so wichtig zu sein. 🍄

Von genau solchen Leuten lässt man sich doch Gesundheitsprodukte andrehen! ☠️